(The kids in Sprout's class are placing mystery items in paper bags. Each child must describe his or her item to the class. His or her classmates will then try to guess what the item is.)
Daddy: Sprout, what are you going to say to describe what's in your bag?
Sprout: I'm gonna say, "It's a pinecone."
***
Daddy: Sprout, would you like to say the blessing?
(Sprout thanks God for the food with a John Wayne accent)
Sprout: That makes Jesus happy. He likes John Wayne, too.
***
Daddy: Buddy, can you please go to sleep. Daddy does not feel well today. It's bedtime, please sleep.
(Sprout waits a minute and ponders)
Sprout: That's not a very happy tone, Daddy. Try again.
***
Daddy: How was school, buddy?
Sprout: I was a good man!
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